kingjaffejoffer:

I’ve had like 8 bots follow me in the last three days this clean up tumblr did went real well

mesopelagic:

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

artetaina:

blvcklolita:

queenmelodic:

tripple-bsfunhouse:

d22ek:

Anime Smartasses Be Like….

This is nothing but the truth.

I love how the camera moves during his explanation

😭😭😭😭😭

The deathnote music in the back 😭😭😭😭😭😭

LMAO

stasya-sher:

Christmas is almost here!! Love these two so much >w<

captaincrusher:

Man 1500 years ago: Let me sleep with this woman or I will die.

The rabbis:

(Link to tweet here)

ljlyall:

ljlyall:

The dean of students took the wheels from my heelys I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings

I have to walk down the hallways like a common wench and I’m LIVID

lumnch:

lumnch:

lumnch:

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

In honor of this post reaching 100,000 notes my nips are now banned from Tumblr

This is what they saw, all that time ago, like a cat before a storm

A reminder that somewhere in the world, Santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into peoples houses with pinpoint accuracy

kryptonians:

The yeets before Christmas

dadvidismycanonheadcanon:

theglowpt2:

these dogs are played by armie hammer and cgi armie hammer

The little one is the leader